sweetbonbonqueen:
“Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
”

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

(Source: nodsoft, via werealljustbricksinthewall)

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

You’re all monsters

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even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

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you fool!!

(via kirosome)

Fuck sleep right?

stardustschild:

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you
Depression : ever
Me: that’s not what I meant

(via werealljustbricksinthewall)

I gotta get this off my chest and I really dont have anyone to talk to so…

I’m depressed… More than I ever have been and hopefully more than I ever will be… This last week has been so shitty… I got robbed for all the money I had saved to move cause my lease is up this month… Now Idk what I’m gonna do… I’m all by myself, I have friends but they come to me for everything, so I feel like I have to bury everything… They aren’t selfish I’m just probably retarded and not thinking clearly… I haven’t had the courage to go out and try to find a relationship in 2 years cause honestly I’m so scared it’ll end like my last one that its not even worth trying… I dont feel like leaving the couch ever, I’m starving but for some reason cant even bring myself to eat, food makes me want to puke… I feel sick even though I know I’m healthy… My son makes me smile more than anything but part of my mind keeps thinking “if he were older, he’d hate you” I dont know why I think that… (He’s almost 4, i havent given him a reason to hate me yet)… Bottom line depression sucks, but I guess it helps a bit to get everything off your chest, whether it be to a friend or Tumblr..

trust:

quick someone flirt with me before i die

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

(Source: illinicoise, via onlyteaandme)

I saw a gorgeous girl today…

But like lost all my motivation so screwed the pooch… Shit…

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

(Source: roastducksauce, via trust)

pinned her up against the wall because she’s a masterpiece.

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

(via zackisontumblr)

(Source: hilariouspixies, via telirix)

wasongo:
“ pretty sure we shouldn’t be putting those in anyone’s pockets.
”

wasongo:

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pretty sure we shouldn’t be putting those in anyone’s pockets.

(via telirix)